Schmidt Quote #513
Quote from Schmidt in Elaine's Big Day
Nick: I want you to call it off.
Schmidt: What?
Nick: Whatever you're planning on doing, don't do it. This wedding means a lot to Jess.
Schmidt: What are you doing? What has happened to you? You changed your suit, you're carrying her purse.
Nick: Yeah, I am.
Schmidt: You're wearing deodorant under both arms...
Nick: Both arms, yeah.
Schmidt: Why are you trying so hard, man? Either Jess wants the real you or... or she don't. The real Nick would help me sabo this wedding.
Nick: Is "sabo" short for sabotage, Schmidt?
Schmidt: Why would you...? I mean, why would you even say that?
Nick: I knew it was. I was being mean. I was bullying you to get dominance in this moment.
Schmidt: You know it... of course you know... you know it is.
Nick: I want you to call it off.
Schmidt: You know it's... You know "sabo" is short for sabot... sabotage.
Nick: I know... I know... Hey, skin it and call it off.
Schmidt: You got it, man.
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‘Elaine's Big Day’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Nick: I'm trying to turn it off, you idiot!
Winston: Oh... no.
Nick: What's going on?
Winston: Uh... Bucky got out of his cage, man. Let's go get him.
Nick: No! No! I'm getting out of here!
Winston: No, you're coming with me. You got to help me find the badger, Nick! You don't be no bitch!
Quote from Nick
Nick: Hey, give me the keys.
Jess: Where are we going?
Nick: I don't know. Where did we come from? Where do we go? Where did we come from?
Jess: [chuckes] Shut up.
Nick: Yeah, that was "Cotton-Eyed Joe," wasn't it?
Quote from Winston
Winston: Hey. Bucky bit me. Bit me bad.
Nick: Hmm.
Winston: Yeah. So, um... so I'm pretty dizzy.
Nick: Okay.
Winston: Okay, what happened with Jess?
Nick: We called it. And she left. Yeah, we-we called it off. So, now I'm gonna drink, because that's my move.
Winston: Yeah. That was also your dad's move. Yeah, when things get messy, you just run away. But, you know, there are other moves. [Nick chuckles] Go.
Nick: Thanks, man.
Winston: Hey, bartender, can you call an ambulance? I'm about to bleed out. Thanks, man.