Jess Quote #419
Jax McTavish: Hi. Uh, I'd like to say something, too.
Man: [to Jess] That's Jax McTavish.
Jess: I know.
Jax McTavish: Um, I'd like to report a missing item. My heart. It was stolen by that little heart thief right there.
Jess: I'm... I'm innocent. I didn't... I was framed.
Jax McTavish: I just want to say in front of God and all these people at this gorgeous party that I'm in love with you.
Jess: Mm... no. No.
Jax McTavish: And I know it's early...
Jess: Nah.
Jax McTavish: ...but I think I met the girl that... I'm gonna marry.
Jess: Who...? Who?
Jax McTavish: I'm gonna marry you!
Jess: We are not on the same page.
Jax McTavish: I'm gonna marry you. I'm gonna put a baby in you. We're gonna have dogs and cats. I met my third wife!
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