Nick Quote #244
Amelia: You punch a girl?
Nick: Yes, I did. Uh, I'm a coward. I'm scared of haunted houses. And I'm scared of you... I always have been.
Amelia: That's right. That is what I've been trying to remember. I was like, "Nick is great." Why didn't I realize it years ago?" And it's because you could not tell me how you felt.
Nick: So you always knew I liked you?
Amelia: You drove me home every Thanksgiving break. You lived in Chicago; I lived in Florida.
Nick: Well, I was trying to avoid the tolls. [Amelia chuckles]
Amelia: How do you feel about me now?
Nick: Great. Good.
Amelia: I can't believe that after all this time, you still can't be honest with me.
Nick: I'm sorry, all right? It's my fault. Okay, I fell in love with you the first time I saw you... that's crazy. I didn't even know you. It was just this idea of you. And then... it just wasn't what I thought. And what's up with the way you kiss? It's like reverse CPR. It's like you're... [Amelia slaps Nick]
Amelia: Hey. I'm not an idea of a person. I'm an actual person.
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Quote from Schmidt
Winston: I get it, Schmidt. We're in a rut.
Schmidt: Without sex, she's not your girlfriend, okay? She's a friend that you buy meals for. Winston, I get it, man. You're... you're scared to end it. You're just like Cece. Cece's scared to end it with Robby, because clearly she's still nuts about me.
Winston: Robby's nice. Good guy, man. He always has gum.
Schmidt: "Oh, Robby... he's such a nice guy." I'll show you nice guy. Boom. Punch him in his face. Yeah, put you in a guillotine choke hold. And then Robby's like, "Oh, my God! I can't believe this. Young Abraham Lincoln is choking me out in his guillotine."
Winston: You're going as young Abe Lincoln for Halloween?
Schmidt: Statistically speaking, every American thinks about Abraham Lincoln at least once a day. And Cece's American, so...
Winston: Thank you for that information, Schmidt.
Quote from Nick
Amelia: You had an alter ego, remember?
Nick: Yeah.
Amelia: The guy who'd been in a coma who woke up thinking he had invented pie.
Nick: Oh, I got a great new idea for a dessert! Wait a second, what year is it? [Amelia laughs] That's awesome you liked that. No, I'm really glad you're here. Welcome to Los Angeles. L.A., as the locals call it. This is the city where many scenes from the film Beverly Hills Chihuahua were shot.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Nick, where do you even buy sheets like this? They're the thread count of a paper towel.