Nick Quote #171
Nick: You know what I don't care about? Shelby. Oh, Shelby loves puzzles. Oh, Shelby loves donuts, but hates donut holes.
Winston: Why are you hating on Shelby so much?
Nick: I used to be your Shelby! That came out wrong.
Winston: I'm sorry, I didn't know it was my fault that your life sucks and you're so miserable. Look at yourself! You look like one of those guys who crawls out of the grave in the "Thriller" video.
Nick: I want you to git.
Winston: Seriously?
Nick: I want you to git off my farm!
Winston: This is a little weird, man.
Nick: You used to be my best friend. Now, I don't know!
Winston: Talk to yourself, man.
Nick: So git!
Winston: I'm gitten!
Nick: I don't need ya!
Winston: Shut up!
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Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Are you serious? How do you look this good under fluorescent lights?
Cece: I am so, so sorry. Okay? This is all my fault. I thought... What happened?
Schmidt: [clears throat] Yeah, um... this is embarrassing. I broke my penis.
Cece: You what?
Schmidt: I broke my penis. Things got... I mean, just out of control with Nadia last night. And there was like this one moment where it was just blinding pain. And then there was another moment where I was like watching myself watch myself... I think I finally understand what The Tree of Life is about. And I can't be certain of this, but I'm almost positive that Nadia's vagina contains a right angle.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Oh, my God, my penis is having a heart attack. Don't touch me, don't touch me.
Cece: Okay. I...
Schmidt: You gotta get out of here.
Cece: All right.
Schmidt: I mean, I'd-I'd like... don't bend over! For crying out loud! What are you, nuts? I'm sorry, it's the yoga pants.
Cece: I'm sorry for this, but I... I like you.
Schmidt: And I like you, too, so much. Call a nurse, call a male nurse. Probably a heavy-set male nurse would be nice.
Cece: Bye.
Schmidt: Describe it to them as like a... as a battered highway cone.
Quote from Jess
Nick: This is my feeble attempt at a new beginning.
Jess: He's sowing the seeds for a more fruitful tomorrow. He is turning over a new leaf. He is...
Nick: Jess, please don't do plant metaphors right now.
Jess: Okay, I'll trim it back a little bit.
Nick: Okay, but you did it again.
Jess: It's just ripe with plant metaphors.
Nick: Okay, but stop. I'm looking at you guys, and I'm realizing that there's a possibility of happiness.
Jess: He's looking for a little dapple of sunlight.
Nick: Go.