Schmidt Quote #203

Quote from Schmidt in Kids

Nick: [answers phone] You've got Nick.
Schmidt: Hey, Nick-ole.
Nick: What's going on, Schmidt?
Schmidt: What it be, girl? What you got going on, ma? It's the freakin' weekend.
Nick: Did you just call me "girl"?
Schmidt: Are you wearing something sexy?
Nick: Just, you know, button-down and jeans like always.
Schmidt: Oh, you got jeans on, baby, are they tight?
Nick: Hmm, they're a little loose; I buy 'em big.
Schmidt: Oh, them jeans sound sexy.
Nick: Everything all right? You want to hang out more, Schmidt?
Schmidt: You taking care of that tushy... taking care of that tushy for me?
Nick: I'm not doing, like, squats or anything. I'm trying to eat less doughnuts.
Schmidt: You still keeping it tight?
Cece: You're an idiot.


 ‘Kids’ Quotes

Quote from Jess

Jess: So... that was crazy what happened with my friends, right?
Sarah: I liked it. Your life's like Gossip Girl, only everyone is old and poor.
Jess: You know, there actually was a show like that. It was called Golden Girls. I'm Betty White, Schmidt's Rue McClanahan...

Quote from Cece

Jess: But you're using birth control, right?
Cece: Yeah, of course. It's just that Schmidt gets so athletic that birth control becomes like one of those plastic barbecue covers in a hurricane.
Jess: I didn't want to know that.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: I've been doing some thinking, and I think it's time that I take you on a real date.
Cece: You're asking me out on a date?
Schmidt: Yeah, it'll be our first real date. Now, Italy on Ice is a celebration of all things Italian featuring ice dancing's biggest and brightest Italian stars. Drea de Matteo is scheduled to appear, but, you know, they're not liable if she doesn't.