Jess Quote #204
Russell: Jess, I haven't played a drinking game in ten years. The only reason I did is 'cause you asked me to. If I want to have a drink, I don't really have to play a game while I'm doing it.
Jess: Well, that's my world. Garbage disposals don't work. Elevators don't pass inspection.
Russell: Wait. I didn't know about the elevator.
Jess: Yeah, it was, like, the cables were really thin. We signed a waiver. They took 100 bucks off our rent.
Russell: That's really not safe!
Jess: Well, that's where I live, and those are my friends. And that wasn't even the first stabbing this month. And Russell, my life is just as important as your life. And if you want to get with me, you're gonna have to get with my friends, and that is a Spice Girls song.
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Jess: These are hangover eggs. See, they'll either stop you from throwing up the rest of the day or you'll just throw it up really fast. It's high-risk, high-reward.
Quote from Nick
Nick: As my financial business partner, I appreciate you taking the time. All right, Russell said we need a prototype. So, Mr. Schmidt, I now present you "Real Apps." The phone obviously goes back here where the phone goes, and then these are all the apps. You've got a Zippo. You've got a fork. You've got a spoon. That's a corn holder. It's also a gentleman's shiv.
Schmidt: Nick, it's a prototype of a prototype at best. Let me see it.
Nick: No. Don't be mean about it.
Schmidt: Come on, let me see it.
Nick: You got a bottle opener.
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Russell: Relapse?
Nick: Real Apps.
Schmidt: Real Apps.
Russell: Relapse?
Nick: Relapse?!
Schmidt: Would you calm...?
Nick: You called my baby "relapse"?!
Schmidt: No, I didn't call it anything. Just calm down!
Nick: I gave you 51% of this for Relapse?