Winston Quote #90
Elvin: What are you doing here? Why aren't you at your new job?
Winston: I'm quitting.
Elvin: You're quitting your dream job?
Winston: Well, I mean, there's good news. I want to keep being your nanny. That's what I've come to tell your mom.
Elvin: I can't let you do that. Mom? Mom? Winston just asked me if he can smoke weed.
Winston: What?!
Gina: What?!
Winston: No, see...
Elvin: He said when we go to the park, he wanted to do it. And I get to hold it because I'm a minor.
Winston: Where is your imagination taking you? No!
Gina: You said that in front of my kid?!
Winston: Gina...
Gina: Are you serious?! Are you completely insane?!
Winston: Gina, you know me, okay? I'm wearing a tie and everything.
Gina: You're never, ever gonna nanny again. I will destroy you on the nanny boards. You can count on that. Come on, Elvin.
Winston: Just... Let me explain. Let me... Elvin, Elvin, Elvin, hey, now.
Gina: Elvin, let's get away. Get away from the hippie. Come on.
Elvin: Bye, Winston.
Winston: Bye, Elvin.
Gina: No, no, don't talk to him. It's 4:20. Don't you have to be somewhere?
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Nick: No. Don't be mean about it.
Schmidt: Come on, let me see it.
Nick: You got a bottle opener.
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Russell: Relapse?
Nick: Real Apps.
Schmidt: Real Apps.
Russell: Relapse?
Nick: Relapse?!
Schmidt: Would you calm...?
Nick: You called my baby "relapse"?!
Schmidt: No, I didn't call it anything. Just calm down!
Nick: I gave you 51% of this for Relapse?