Winston Quote #85
Winston: Hello, Mr. Napoli.
Joe Napoli: If you're as bad an assistant as you were a point guard, I'll eat you.
Winston: You know, I know you, Winston Bishop, okay? Sub-par collegiate career, went to Latvia, 9% from the European/Women's 3-point line?
Winston: Okay, just...
Joe Napoli: Now you wind up in my lap. Well, I'm the luckiest girl in school. Hey, come on in, big guy. I want you to meet our new assistant, Winston Bishop.
Winston: Hey, first of all, I've not agreed to do it...
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Welcome to the team, Winston. Hope Joe hasn't been too tough on you.
Winston: I'm in. I'll do it. Um... So nice to meet you, Mr. Kareem Abdul Jabbar. Can I sit on your shoulders?
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Sure!
Winston: Really?
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: No.
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Nick: As my financial business partner, I appreciate you taking the time. All right, Russell said we need a prototype. So, Mr. Schmidt, I now present you "Real Apps." The phone obviously goes back here where the phone goes, and then these are all the apps. You've got a Zippo. You've got a fork. You've got a spoon. That's a corn holder. It's also a gentleman's shiv.
Schmidt: Nick, it's a prototype of a prototype at best. Let me see it.
Nick: No. Don't be mean about it.
Schmidt: Come on, let me see it.
Nick: You got a bottle opener.
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Russell: Relapse?
Nick: Real Apps.
Schmidt: Real Apps.
Russell: Relapse?
Nick: Relapse?!
Schmidt: Would you calm...?
Nick: You called my baby "relapse"?!
Schmidt: No, I didn't call it anything. Just calm down!
Nick: I gave you 51% of this for Relapse?