Joan Day Quote #15

Quote from Joan Day in The Curse of the Pirate Bride

Jess: God, Mom!
Nick: I wasn't touching it.
Joan Day: You shouldn't have slept together the night before your wedding. It is bad luck.
Nick: Oh.
Jess: Mom, that's just a stupid superstition.
Joan Day: Oh, it is so not. Your Uncle Elmer slept with your Aunt Jeanie the night before their wedding.
Jess: And they've been married 40 years.
Joan Day: But he's gay. You're playing with fire. This marriage could be cursed.
Nick: Well, if the curse means spending the rest of my life with the woman I love, then I say bring it on.
Joan Day: Oh, grow up.

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