Jess Quote #1317

Quote from Jess in The Curse of the Pirate Bride

Nadia: And so, beautiful monkey cracker. Monkey cracker boyfriend. In Russia, we would strap you to goat and see if you live. And if you don't live, we eat the goat. May you die together. [cheering]
Jess: Well, that was wonderful. Did someone ask her to speak?

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 ‘The Curse of the Pirate Bride’ Quotes

Quote from Winston

Winston: Are you holding it in? You got to hold it in. Don't want it to fall on the ground and get dirty.
Aly: That's not how it works. I'm really nervous about what you don't know.

Quote from Bob Day

Bob Day: I'm very proud of you, son. I heard you fought like a coward for my daughter today.

Quote from Aly

Cece: Guys, guys, guys, guys, Aly is in labor.
Winston: What? My baby's having my baby? My baby's having my baby! Are you okay? I love you so much.
Aly: What if it comes out covered in all the gum I've ever swallowed?