Nick Quote #1292
Quote from Nick in Godparents
Nick: All right, Ruth, let's find something to play with inside this, uh, pillowcase of crap your future godfather brought you.
Cece: Oh, God. Okay.
Nick: There's this thing.
Cece: Put that down.
Nick: Yeah, put that down right there. Look at this! We got an old beeper. You can pretend to be a-a doctor, or a late '90s drug dealer.
Ruth: What's a drug dealer?
Cece: Don't give her that.
Nick: Gah, Ma, stop being such a narc.
New Girl Quotes
‘Godparents’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Oh, no. Ruth hasn't been signed out. Um, excuse me. Um, have you seen Ruth? Brown hair, smile that would shake the earth, hates peas?
Girl: A white man broke in today.
Schmidt: A... a white man?! No! Well, what did security do about it?!
Girl: Nothing.
Schmidt: Typical!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: I'm excited. I shaved my entire body last night. I feel like I could ride the wind to work.
Quote from Winston
Jess: Hey, buddy. So, two things. Um, first of all, we're not welcome back in the class. And, second, they're billing you for all ten classes.
Winston: Jess, what if I'm not ready to be a father?
Jess: Winston, that was a fake baby. Real babies' heads don't come off like that.
Winston: Jess, I was in that class and it made me realize that this baby is coming. What happens when I'm in that hospital and I see my son's face for the first time, coming out of Aly's butt?