Jess Quote #1308

Quote from Jess in Godparents

Jess: Hey, Aly. What are you doing out of bed?
Aly: I heard a man's voice and wanted to know if you were cheating on Nick in the bedroom of my future child.
Jess: [chuckles] Well, big news: I found Winston's dad. In there.
Aly: That's not Winston's dad.
Jess: What?
Aly: I saw his picture on the database at the station. I know this. That's not him!
Jess: Huh.

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Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: Oh, no. Ruth hasn't been signed out. Um, excuse me. Um, have you seen Ruth? Brown hair, smile that would shake the earth, hates peas?
Girl: A white man broke in today.
Schmidt: A... a white man?! No! Well, what did security do about it?!
Girl: Nothing.
Schmidt: Typical!

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Schmidt: I'm excited. I shaved my entire body last night. I feel like I could ride the wind to work.

Quote from Winston

Jess: Hey, buddy. So, two things. Um, first of all, we're not welcome back in the class. And, second, they're billing you for all ten classes.
Winston: Jess, what if I'm not ready to be a father?
Jess: Winston, that was a fake baby. Real babies' heads don't come off like that.
Winston: Jess, I was in that class and it made me realize that this baby is coming. What happens when I'm in that hospital and I see my son's face for the first time, coming out of Aly's butt?