Winston Quote #826

Quote from Winston in About Three Years Later

Winston: Ooh. I need a break.
Cece: Ah! I cannot believe I let you talk me into this again. But we got to finish, 'cause Schmidt is gonna wonder where I am.
Aly: Winston! You rotated the mattress without me? Again? That is my job.
Winston: Uh, baby? Listen, you really shouldn't be carrying that.
Cece: He's right. You should listen to your husband. I'll... oh.
Aly: Don't eve... Just don't. I am seven months pregnant, and I will rotate as many mattresses as I want.
Winston: Aly would prefer that the world treat her like she isn't pregnant. Oh, which reminds me. BellyShots e-mailed me.
Aly: Mm-mm.
Winston: Our pregnancy glamour photos are ready, and we got to pick one. [Aly scoffs] So I'm mad at that. I mean, how'd they... how'd they get my e-mail?

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 ‘About Three Years Later’ Quotes

Quote from Bob Day

Bob Day: [on the phone] Hey, bub. What's the holdup? It's been six months since I gave you my blessing. When am I gonna hear my daughter cry? Huh? I think I deserve to hear my daughter cry.
Nick: Bob, I'm proposing tonight. I've been planning on doing it all along when we got back home to the loft.
Bob Day: The loft? You visit every possible romantic proposal spot on the planet, and you pick that dump?
Nick: Because it's where we met, Bob. Look, I've got a whole plan. I haven't told anybody. So I mailed the ring from Europe. So when we're looking at the mail, I'll say, like, "Check this one out. This one's from Turkey. You should open it, Jess."
Bob Day: You mailed my grandmother's ring from Turkey?
Nick: I hired an Au pair. He was going there, anyhow.
Bob Day: A male Au pair?
Nick: Yes, a boy Au pair.
Bob Day: Look, look, I better get a phone call tonight with the news that my daughter has a fiancé.
Nick: Bob...
Bob Day: I don't even care if it's not you. Okay?

Quote from Schmidt

Cece: "My name is Ruth Bader Parikh-Schmidt, and I am three today." Can you say that?
Ruth: Daddy's butt!
Cece: Close enough. Okay, but where is Daddy's butt? I got to get to the office.
Schmidt: Daddy's butt has been bleaching all outdoor playing surfaces. [removes face mask] You could prepare a chicken on that slide.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: Settle down! Settle down or I'm gonna turn off the music! Try playing musical chairs with no music! It's just chairs.