Jess Quote #1260
Quote from Jess in Five Stars for Beezus
Jess: So, I've got it all planned out. I'm gonna surprise Nick at his book reading, and afterwards, when he's on a big high, I'm gonna tell him how I feel.
Cece: You think this is a little soon after the breakup with Reagan?
Jess: Yeah.
Cece: Yeah.
Jess: I'm worried, very worried. [chuckles] But you know what, I wrote everything out on the plane, like what I'm gonna say. It's all on flash cards, some of it's in song, I would do it for you, but some of the jokes are at your expense, so, uh... [Cece chuckles]
Cece: Jess, why don't you just tell him how you feel? You know, no jokes, no songs, just from the heart.
Jess: [laughs] No songs. [laughs]
Cece: Yeah. No songs.
Jess: No songs, she said.
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Quote from Winston
Winston: Last box in the truck. Hmm. I haven't seen this room this empty since Steve left.
Aly: Who's Steve?
Winston: Oh, he was the guy who lived in this room before Jess. Real night screamer. He couldn't sleep unless he was screaming a whole bunch. Yeah.
Jess: I guess I should give you my keys.
Winston: Are you really not gonna tell Nick how you feel? That's such a Steve move.
Jess: [chuckles] Steve was in love with Nick?
Winston: Oh, yeah, and he never told him. That... sweet, gay coward.
Jess: Maybe Steve left this place and-and... and finally got the space that he needed to... become a better version of himself.
Winston: Yeah, I mean, he's selling tires in Little Rock.