Winston Quote #814

Quote from Winston in San Diego

Winston: Look, Schmidt, we both know there's only room for one Winston. And we found that out the hard way, didn't we? Homecoming weekend, 2002.
[flashback:]
Younger Schmidt: I'm Winston!
Younger Winston: I'm Winston!
Younger Schmidt: I'm Winston!
Younger Winston: I'm Winston!
Younger Nick: We can't live like this!
Younger Winston: Only one Winston.
Younger Schmidt: Body slam!
Younger Nick: Get off! Get off! You'll kill him!

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 ‘San Diego’ Quotes

Quote from Aly

Aly: You ended a relationship without any confrontation. You got what you wanted.
Nick: Then why do I feel so terrible?
Aly: Maybe you feel bad because your relationship with Reagan actually meant something to you, and you ended it like it didn't.
Nick: Right. I'm sorry I put you in the middle of this, Aly. But I'm also glad you were here 'cause I feel like we bonded.
Aly: It was one of the most frustrating days of my entire life. I'm exhausted. I feel like a single mom in a mop commercial.
Nick: Welcome to the loft.

Quote from Bob Day

Jess: What about Priscilla?
Bob Day: What?
Jess: What? Come on.
Bob Day: No. No. I'm an old man. She doesn't want an old man. Look. I've got a Band-Aid on my hand. Not on the finger, the hand. That is an old-man thing.

Quote from Bob Day

Jess: Look, we're not in the same boat, okay? I can't move on. I love him.
Bob Day: Nick? What do you see in him? I mean, he looks like the only white waiter at a Chinese restaurant.