Jess Quote #1254
Cece: Jess needs us right now. She's still mopey over Nick.
Jess: [on video chat] I'm not mopey. I'm rad. I'm gleaming the cube.
Bob Day: She's lying. She's a wreck.
Jess: Ugh, Dad! Ugh, I'm on the phone! You're so embarrassing. All he does is just recycle cans all day. I wish his child bride would come back from Denver so he'd have someone else to bother.
Bob Day: Let's just get you out of this house.
Jess: Yeah, right.
Bob Day: Well, what are you going to do? You're gonna sit on this couch all day long? You'll get sofa butt. Come on, let's go get some ice cream.
Jess: Ugh, I hate ice cream. Dad!
Bob Day: Nobody hates ice cream.
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Quote from Aly
Aly: You ended a relationship without any confrontation. You got what you wanted.
Nick: Then why do I feel so terrible?
Aly: Maybe you feel bad because your relationship with Reagan actually meant something to you, and you ended it like it didn't.
Nick: Right. I'm sorry I put you in the middle of this, Aly. But I'm also glad you were here 'cause I feel like we bonded.
Aly: It was one of the most frustrating days of my entire life. I'm exhausted. I feel like a single mom in a mop commercial.
Nick: Welcome to the loft.
Quote from Bob Day
Jess: What about Priscilla?
Bob Day: What?
Jess: What? Come on.
Bob Day: No. No. I'm an old man. She doesn't want an old man. Look. I've got a Band-Aid on my hand. Not on the finger, the hand. That is an old-man thing.
Quote from Bob Day
Jess: Look, we're not in the same boat, okay? I can't move on. I love him.
Bob Day: Nick? What do you see in him? I mean, he looks like the only white waiter at a Chinese restaurant.