Schmidt Quote #1271
Quote from Schmidt in San Diego
Cece: There is one way that you could maybe solve your problem.
Schmidt: What?
Cece: You could use your first name.
Schmidt: What did you say?
Cece: You are not a frat boy drinking at a keg anymore, okay? You are an executive now. You're a baller.
Schmidt: I am a baller. Also, I was never allowed in frats. Too much hazing that required a visible penis.
Cece: Oh, baby.
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Quote from Aly
Aly: You ended a relationship without any confrontation. You got what you wanted.
Nick: Then why do I feel so terrible?
Aly: Maybe you feel bad because your relationship with Reagan actually meant something to you, and you ended it like it didn't.
Nick: Right. I'm sorry I put you in the middle of this, Aly. But I'm also glad you were here 'cause I feel like we bonded.
Aly: It was one of the most frustrating days of my entire life. I'm exhausted. I feel like a single mom in a mop commercial.
Nick: Welcome to the loft.
Quote from Bob Day
Jess: What about Priscilla?
Bob Day: What?
Jess: What? Come on.
Bob Day: No. No. I'm an old man. She doesn't want an old man. Look. I've got a Band-Aid on my hand. Not on the finger, the hand. That is an old-man thing.
Quote from Bob Day
Jess: Look, we're not in the same boat, okay? I can't move on. I love him.
Bob Day: Nick? What do you see in him? I mean, he looks like the only white waiter at a Chinese restaurant.