Jess Quote #1250
Cece: [on the phone] Jess, are you okay? Honey, you just fled to your dad's house in Portland.
Jess: What I did was a very tasteful, very understated skedaddle so I could get some much needed space from Nick, and it worked. I'm fine.
Cece: So, you're coming back?
Jess: I would, but... Ashley's out of town, and the man doesn't do well without his wife. I can't in good conscience leave my elderly father here without someone to help him steam-clean his bowling trophies.
Bob Day: Hey, Jess. I think you should go home.
Jess: Shut up, TV! That was the TV. [hangs up on Cece]
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Bob Day: You've been great to me. You've taken care of me. Now I'm gonna do something for you. I'm gonna get you a ticket. Oh, here it is. Portland to L.A.
Jess: Dad, I am not leaving you like this. Recovery is the most vulnerable part of the process, and this house is full of stairs and sharp corners. And you know how slippery your bathtub is.
Bob Day: I won't stand up! I'll just roll out!