Winston Quote #794
Quote from Winston in Socalyalcon VI
Schmidt: Ooh. Jess, thank you. This is perfect. Cece and I are completely moved into Jaipur Aviv. So tonight, we'll be doing it for the first time on our first night in our first house.
Winston: And I'm going to Aly's tonight. Yeah. Gonna be doing it for the 10,000th time on our 1,000th night in her... 100th apartment?
Jess: You think Aly's lived in 100 apartments?
Winston: I hadn't, I hadn't crunched the numbers on it.
New Girl Quotes
‘Socalyalcon VI’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: And I read that authors should all have a strong look, so I found four authors with strong looks, and I combined them. Tom Wolfe: white suit. Hunter S. Thompson: yellow sunglasses. David Foster Wallace: bandana. Toni Morrison: The Presidential Medal of Freedom.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Well, here's one from deep in the storage unit. Way in the back. I once got my foot stuck in a go-kart. And I had to...
Aly: Hop six laps alongside of it.
Winston: I've been kicked out of multiple focus groups for... for crying too much.
Aly: That happened yesterday, and I was with you.
Winston: I fell asleep in study hall. Had a very loud sex dream.
Aly: That happened to my family member, and I relayed the story to you.
Winston: I fell asleep in a bathtub.
Aly: Knew that.
Winston: And I once dislocated my thumb getting off a couch.
Aly: Okay, you got five more minutes on that hippo, and then we switch.
Quote from Cece
Jess: None of that's girlfriend stuff. That's all good friend stuff.
Cece: Okay, let me, uh, toss out a hypothetical to you, okay? Nick has a piece of lint on his sleeve. Do you go, "Hey, bud, you got some lint on your sleeve"? Or do you pick it off?
Jess: I don't see how that's relevant.
Cece: Yes, you do. Because you are a rabid watcher of The Crown.
Jess: I watch a lot of shows.
Cece: And so therefore, you know... that picking lint off of a man's sleeve... is the most intimate gesture.