Winston Quote #788
Quote from Winston in Rumspringa
Cece: There are adoption papers in here.
Winston: What? Let me see this. Oh, holy hell, Rhonda adopted Aly...
Aly: What?
Winston: ...in Liberia.
Cece: In Liberia?
Winston: No, no, this doesn't make any sense. "Dear Aly, please accept these divorce papers as an engagement gift from Mom."
Aly: Ew. She said "Mom"?
Cece: I mean, I guess that's a good prank.
Aly: You're my stepdad?
Cece: I'm so confused by what qualifies, I honestly can't weigh in.
Aly: I hate my Liberian mom.
New Girl Quotes
‘Rumspringa’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: Look, we're gonna get out of here, and when we do, I'm gonna start... I'm gonna start growing up.
Jess: You have grown up, Nick. I mean, you own a bar. You wrote a novel.
Nick: I'm talking about really growing up. There's still so much I want to do, like... I want to try cilantro.
Jess: You haven't tried cilantro?
Nick: I want to figure out what NASDAQ means.
Jess: You've never had salsa?
Nick: I want to not shimmy out of my pants.
Quote from Winston
Cece: I don't understand how any human being could enjoy it.
Winston: Well, because we are pranks, don't you see?
Cece: Huh?
Winston: In the Bible, God created light and dark. And then separated the heavens from the oceans. Then created plants, then animals. And the animals, they thought they had all this cool stuff to themselves, but then God pranked the animals with us. And it was good.
Aly: [whispering] That was so sexy.
Quote from Jess
Jess: Come on, help us, Danes! Unlike in World War II! Yeah, I brought it up!