Aly Quote #45
Quote from Aly in Rumspringa
Rhonda: Hey, you're small.
Aly: What?
Rhonda: I'm looking for somebody small for a prank I'm cooking up. [Winston exhales] Actually, I could use all of you.
Winston: Okay, look. Rhonda, yeah. This won't work. Aly, you don't have to do this.
Rhonda: If you do this for me, I'll give you your divorce.
Aly: If this is what I have to do to marry you, then... Rhonda, the three of us will do your prank.
Cece: Wait, what? I have in no way consented to this.
Rhonda: Gonna do a group Rhonda! That's awesome. Uh, how do you feel about having a bunch of jelly on your head?
Aly: Not good, Rhonda.
New Girl Quotes
‘Rumspringa’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: Look, we're gonna get out of here, and when we do, I'm gonna start... I'm gonna start growing up.
Jess: You have grown up, Nick. I mean, you own a bar. You wrote a novel.
Nick: I'm talking about really growing up. There's still so much I want to do, like... I want to try cilantro.
Jess: You haven't tried cilantro?
Nick: I want to figure out what NASDAQ means.
Jess: You've never had salsa?
Nick: I want to not shimmy out of my pants.
Quote from Winston
Cece: I don't understand how any human being could enjoy it.
Winston: Well, because we are pranks, don't you see?
Cece: Huh?
Winston: In the Bible, God created light and dark. And then separated the heavens from the oceans. Then created plants, then animals. And the animals, they thought they had all this cool stuff to themselves, but then God pranked the animals with us. And it was good.
Aly: [whispering] That was so sexy.
Quote from Jess
Jess: Come on, help us, Danes! Unlike in World War II! Yeah, I brought it up!