Winston Quote #750

Quote from Winston in The Hike

Winston: You know, I want to make a good first impression.
Nick: Oh, that makes sense.
Winston: How's my shake?
Nick: Nope. No, no, no, no, no. Do not go in with two hands. Also, why are your hands so wet?
Winston: Damn, for me that's dry.
Nick: They're dripping.

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