Schmidt Quote #1216
Quote from Schmidt in The Hike
Schmidt: Hey. Made a list of rules for our guests. Obviously, no one's wearing shoes inside the house, but what if we put a foot-washing station in the driveway?
Cece: Babe, I was thinking maybe we have no rules. Well, because growing up, all the cool houses didn't have rules, remember?
Schmidt: I was never invited to any of the cool houses. My only friend in high school was my piano teacher,
and then he got that boyfriend with the Trans Am, and I never saw him again.
Cece: I really wish I could travel back in time and give young you a hug.
Schmidt: Yeah, well, young me would've greeted that hug with an immediate collapse in orgasm.
New Girl Quotes
‘The Hike’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Jess: We're lost. Why did you let me chase a waterfall? You know what TLC says.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Look at them. I feel like Andie MacDowell in Multiplicity, living in a house filled with clones.
Cece: It is the second time this week you've compared yourself to Andie MacDowell. It's weird.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Hello. I am Winston Bishop. I'm Aly's boyfriend. Please, if you will, I want to, uh, say a few words to my girlfriend.
Schmidt: He's standing on the furniture.
Cece: Just relax, okay? Help is on the way.
Winston: Aly, I wanted you to feel special tonight because... I'm wild about you. Maybe things didn't go perfectly, but damn it, don't be embarrassed to be crazy in front of me. Okay? I am the king of crazy. [Aly chuckles] I have inside jokes with my cat. I am a member of the Puzzling Guild of North America. I shave my face cold, and I brush my teeth hot.