Jess Quote #1194

Quote from Jess in The Hike

Jess & Robby: [to the tune of "Ice, Ice Baby"] Hike, hike, baby.
Jess: [imitating bass line]
Robby: Ooh, it's a fork.
Jess: Well, the map says to go left, but that little musket trail seems plumb adorable.
Robby: And it has a waterfall, so I say, uh, waterfall. [both chuckle] I mean, let's just do it. Let's go nuts.
Jess: See, this is why we're so great together. We agree on everything.
Robby: I agree. [chuckles] Hey, Robert Frost, looks like we're gonna take the road... Jess traveled.

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 ‘The Hike’ Quotes

Quote from Jess

Jess: We're lost. Why did you let me chase a waterfall? You know what TLC says.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: Look at them. I feel like Andie MacDowell in Multiplicity, living in a house filled with clones.
Cece: It is the second time this week you've compared yourself to Andie MacDowell. It's weird.

Quote from Winston

Winston: Hello. I am Winston Bishop. I'm Aly's boyfriend. Please, if you will, I want to, uh, say a few words to my girlfriend.
Schmidt: He's standing on the furniture.
Cece: Just relax, okay? Help is on the way.
Winston: Aly, I wanted you to feel special tonight because... I'm wild about you. Maybe things didn't go perfectly, but damn it, don't be embarrassed to be crazy in front of me. Okay? I am the king of crazy. [Aly chuckles] I have inside jokes with my cat. I am a member of the Puzzling Guild of North America. I shave my face cold, and I brush my teeth hot.