Schmidt Quote #1213
Quote from Schmidt in The Hike
Schmidt: You're inviting them over here?
Winston: Yeah.
Schmidt: Winston, this place is a hellhole. Look at this. All the dishes are broken. I'm eating pasta out of some thing that Jess and Robby made in a clay class.
Jess & Robby: Pottery workshop.
Schmidt: What the hell is this compartment for?
New Girl Quotes
‘The Hike’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Jess: We're lost. Why did you let me chase a waterfall? You know what TLC says.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Look at them. I feel like Andie MacDowell in Multiplicity, living in a house filled with clones.
Cece: It is the second time this week you've compared yourself to Andie MacDowell. It's weird.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Hello. I am Winston Bishop. I'm Aly's boyfriend. Please, if you will, I want to, uh, say a few words to my girlfriend.
Schmidt: He's standing on the furniture.
Cece: Just relax, okay? Help is on the way.
Winston: Aly, I wanted you to feel special tonight because... I'm wild about you. Maybe things didn't go perfectly, but damn it, don't be embarrassed to be crazy in front of me. Okay? I am the king of crazy. [Aly chuckles] I have inside jokes with my cat. I am a member of the Puzzling Guild of North America. I shave my face cold, and I brush my teeth hot.