Aly Quote #37
Leslie: Whatever! You're so mean! You're being a mean robot!
Aly: No, this is being a mean robot. [robotic voice] "Beep, boop, boop, boop. Leslie, you suck. You can't pull off bangs. You were an accident."
Leslie: Oh, my God! I have a small forehead, and you know that, and you use that against me!
Aly: Just shut up!
Leslie: I hate you!
Aly: I hate you! [Leslie sobs]
New Girl Quotes
‘The Hike’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Jess: We're lost. Why did you let me chase a waterfall? You know what TLC says.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Look at them. I feel like Andie MacDowell in Multiplicity, living in a house filled with clones.
Cece: It is the second time this week you've compared yourself to Andie MacDowell. It's weird.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Hello. I am Winston Bishop. I'm Aly's boyfriend. Please, if you will, I want to, uh, say a few words to my girlfriend.
Schmidt: He's standing on the furniture.
Cece: Just relax, okay? Help is on the way.
Winston: Aly, I wanted you to feel special tonight because... I'm wild about you. Maybe things didn't go perfectly, but damn it, don't be embarrassed to be crazy in front of me. Okay? I am the king of crazy. [Aly chuckles] I have inside jokes with my cat. I am a member of the Puzzling Guild of North America. I shave my face cold, and I brush my teeth hot.