Schmidt Quote #1219
Quote from Schmidt in The Hike
Cece: We are out of appetizers. They stripped this tray of shrimp like piranhas. They didn't even leave tails.
Schmidt: I think someone took a shower in the bathroom. We don't have towels or soap. I don't know how they did it. We need to reexamine this whole no rules thing. It's a freaking circus in here. What are we gonna feed these people in the meantime? In about ten minutes, they're gonna start eating the drywall.
Cece: I think there was a... [plate clanks loudly] Thank you.
Schmidt: Thank you.
Cece: I think there was a bag of rice in the house when we bought it.
Schmidt: I thought that was barley. It was really dirty. Okay, fine, whatever. Boil it up!
New Girl Quotes
‘The Hike’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Jess: We're lost. Why did you let me chase a waterfall? You know what TLC says.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Look at them. I feel like Andie MacDowell in Multiplicity, living in a house filled with clones.
Cece: It is the second time this week you've compared yourself to Andie MacDowell. It's weird.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Hello. I am Winston Bishop. I'm Aly's boyfriend. Please, if you will, I want to, uh, say a few words to my girlfriend.
Schmidt: He's standing on the furniture.
Cece: Just relax, okay? Help is on the way.
Winston: Aly, I wanted you to feel special tonight because... I'm wild about you. Maybe things didn't go perfectly, but damn it, don't be embarrassed to be crazy in front of me. Okay? I am the king of crazy. [Aly chuckles] I have inside jokes with my cat. I am a member of the Puzzling Guild of North America. I shave my face cold, and I brush my teeth hot.