Nick Quote #1159
Nick: Winston, he's a great guy.
Uncle Naseer: Mm-hmm.
Nick: He and I go way back. Tons of stories, tons of... tons of stories.
Uncle Naseer: Really? All right.
Nick: Right now?
Uncle Naseer: Yeah.
Nick: One time he was taking a bath and he fell asleep. [wheezing laugh]You believe this guy? What a nut. Life of the party, this guy.
Uncle Naseer: He fell asleep in a bath? That's the story?
Nick: That's the story? No. That's the start of the story.
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