Schmidt Quote #1208
Quote from Schmidt in Cece's Boys
Schmidt: They are trained professionals in there. This isn't gonna be some back-alley sack waxing.
Nick: They have those?
Schmidt: I'm sure they do, but this isn't one of them.
Nick: Who would go to that one?
Schmidt: [sputters] Well, sometimes, in an emergency, you got to do what you got to do.
Nick: What would the emergency ever be?
Schmidt: Nick, this is gonna be like cottage cheese all over again. At first, you're gonna be kicking and screaming, saying that you don't want to try it, but I'm telling you, in the end, you're gonna tell everybody that you meet how much you loved it.
Nick: This is nothing like cottage cheese.
Schmidt: Exactly like cottage cheese.
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‘Cece's Boys’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Winston: Wow. Check this out. Coach and May's foreign exchange student just added me as a friend. Montsie. His name is Montsie.
Nick: I didn't know they had a foreign exchange student.
Winston: I didn't know they moved to North Carolina.
Nick: Neither did I. [both laugh]
Schmidt: They moved to North Carol... what? How did none of us know about this? How is that possible?
Nick: Eh, they moved. It happened.
Schmidt: We need to make more of an effort. We don't even know that our friend has moved to a different state.
Winston: I mean, we're still friends. We just have nothing to do with each other.
Schmidt: This doesn't bother you?
Nick: Realistically, we'll probably see 'em two or three more times before we die. And it's sad, but it's also not that sad.
Schmidt: What?
Nick: Who cares? What's for dinner?
Quote from Schmidt
Winston: Mmm. I really hate these things. I just can't stop eating 'em.
Nick: I got to say, the taste is average, but the aftertaste is outstanding.
Schmidt: What happens when I'm just an outstanding aftertaste?
Nick: Hmm?
Schmidt: When I move out, are you guys gonna forget about me like Coach? This loft is what tethers us together. And once it's gone, we're gonna be spread across the Earth like Rod Stewart's offspring.
Winston: What I'm gonna miss most about you is all this poetry.
Quote from Nick
Nick: I'm out! Like my mother says at every party she goes to, "No one touches my purse."