Schmidt Quote #1203
Quote from Schmidt in The Cubicle
Kim: I am paying a top-notch photographer to sit around and bitch about how hard it is to find French cigarettes in Los Angeles. Where's the model?
Schmidt: Changing.
Cece: Yeah, um, uh, Donovan, are you almost ready?
Winston: [o.s.] I am changing. I am Donovan.
Kim: What agency did you use again?
Schmidt: Cece's Boys. Look... Cece herself showed up. She's very hands-on.
Kim: That's your wife. I've met her many times. Schmidt, if this falls through...
Cece: Look, my client will be here, and if for some reason he's not, that is on me and only me.
Kim: I'm gonna go shout into a toilet.
New Girl Quotes
‘The Cubicle’ Quotes
Quote from Robby
Robby: I know you're capable of messing up.
Jess: Really? Because you won't even admit that the gym thing is my fault. Your lawyer wants you to sue me, and frankly, I agree with her. So sue me.
Robby: I am not gonna sue you.
Jess: Then how can I ever trust you?
Robby: That doesn't make any sense.
Jess: You know what? If you're not gonna sue me, then get out of here.
Robby: Fine. But I will tell you this: you will not be hearing from my lawyer.
Quote from Cece
Cece: Okay, I'm sorry, the cubicle will be gone soon, but this is a real make-or-break moment for me. Either I'll look back at this as my "Steve Jobs in the garage" phase, or that misguided month where I tried to be a manager at the dining room table.
Schmidt: You are absolutely Jobs. And I'm Woz sitting next to you the whole time in a... slightly lower chair. And speaking of jobs, by the way, you guys need to be like Winston and start getting jobs for Donovan.
Nick: Don't you basically work on ads for a living, Schmidt?
Schmidt: Yeah, well, my current account is for a menopause pill that eliminates night sweats.
Reagan: Oh, you're repping EstroFuel?
Schmidt: Yes. Chest bump.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Would it help if I read some of it out loud? Just so you get the New Orleans flavor?
Reagan: I think it will.
Nick: [Cajun accent] "Julius Pepperwood loved three things in his life... his gumbo... his sex... and more of that sweet gumbo. [chuckles] Her legs were as long as the deep..." [Reagan snores] You have got to be kidding me!
Reagan: Just kidding.