Schmidt Quote #1186
Schmidt: Mr. Jason? Are you... are you crying?
Jason: It's not easy being a contractor. I'm always the bad guy. I just want to build other people's dreams.
Schmidt: Well, I feel like a buffoon. You know what, Mr. Jason? We misjudged you.
Nick: Big time.
Schmidt: And ourselves. If we hadn't been so hung up on labels, we would've been able to see each other for who we are. You're Mr. Jason.
Jason: Call me Jason. What's with the Mr. Jason?
Schmidt: You're a vegan.
Nick: Get out.
Jason: You know, it takes 53 gallons of water to produce a single chicken egg? That's why!
Nick: Great!
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