Schmidt Quote #1185
Jason: You're stealing my pipes?! Unbelievable! You are breaking my balls into oblivion!
Schmidt: You broke my balls first. I got a scrotum full of whipped cream.
Jason: Oh!
Nick: You stole our money, man!
Jason: I told you, I tried to get the permit. It didn't work out. You got screwed over, but I didn't do it.
Schmidt: Then why did you take my pipes?
Jason: I bought 'em back to use at another job. It's in your invoice! I actually saved you money!
Nick: If that's true, I am so thankful.
Schmidt: That's really nice of you, Mr. Jason.
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