Schmidt Quote #1182
Schmidt: What we need to do is come up with a plan that combines both of our strengths.
Nick: I like this.
Schmidt: Here's what I'm thinking. We invite Mr. Jason over for the game. And while I'm hosting the hell out of him, you sneak down, and you steal those pipes out of his truck.
Nick: Let's do this, man! Let's do this!
Schmidt: Nobody rips us off.
Nick: Nobody rips us off!
Schmidt: Let's do it!
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