Nick Quote #1123
Nick: Aren't those the copper pipes for our bathroom?
Jason: These are extra. I'm gonna use them on another job.
Nick: Oh, at another job. Oh, it... and he left with them.
Schmidt: What does he do? I don't understand... What's happening? What is happening?
Nick: Oh, I get it. I get it. We got ripped off.
Schmidt: God... I knew it.
Nick: How did I not see this coming? Maybe I've lost touch with the people. Serves me right being such a damn success. I'm sitting in my ivory tower like Dan Brown!
Schmidt: Nick, you're a very talented writer, but you're no Dan Brown. You've never even had anything published.
Nick: Well, if I'm no Dan Brown, and I'm no man of the people, then who am I?
Schmidt: Stop having an identity crisis! Now is not the time.
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