Jess Quote #1145
Jess: Where does a modern girl go to make a fake guy real?
Cece: That is an insane combination of words.
Jess: It's not the Internet, a bar or a nightclub, 'cause I'm uncomfortable with all those.
Winston: You're taking a lot of options off the table.
Cece: And are you sure you're just not scared to get serious with Robby because you don't want to get hurt?
Jess: No, I'm not scared, I just... don't want to start a relationship with someone I barely know. I mean, he has a boat. What's next, a kid? And then I have to meet the boat and the kid at some weird sea luncheon?
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Robby: Hi, uh, I'm looking for a girl named Jess! She wears glasses. Kind of like this? I know that's not a lot to go on, but the glasses are, like, her-her whole thing really.
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Jess: Is that a gold record on your wall?
Robby: Hmm? Oh, yeah. I-I played bass on a Santana album.
Jess: Who are you?
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Jess: You weren't actually in Santana. You just met the band when you were delivering pizza to the studio?
Robby: Carlos found out that I played bass somehow, and then he asked me to sit in.
Jess: Huh.
Robby: Thus began the brief career I had as a studio session musician when I was a junior in high school.
Jess: I managed the girls JV wrestling team.
Robby: That's really cool, too.
Jess: It was cool.
Robby: Mm-hmm.
Jess: Anyway, tell me literally everything that's ever happened to you.
Robby: You should just watch the PBS special.
Jess: What?!
Robby: I saved a guy's life.
Jess: What? Whose life?
Robby: Do you know who Elon Musk is?