Schmidt Quote #1177

Quote from Schmidt in Es Good

Schmidt: Now, can we please focus? We are doing a formal walkthrough. Behold, the kitchen of tomorrow. Where are the dang walls?! Mr. Jason said one week at the latest. No! No! No!
Nick: Uh, a minute alone with the boy?
Nick: Hey, bud.
Schmidt: Nick... I am at my wit's end here. Should I call the Better Business Bureau?
Nick: Better Business Bureau... that's not a real thing...
Schmidt: It's a very real thing... and as a man who co-owns a small business with you, I'm alarmed.
Nick: You just got to know how to talk to these people.
Schmidt: There's Mr. Jason over there. See the brunette with his arms crossed?
Nick: Okay, let me take a crack at this. And don't call men brunettes. We've talked about this before.

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