Winston Quote #712
Winston: So, what are we looking at here? Uh, open relationship? Friends with benefits? The old "dog and bone" situation?
Jess: We're just two people hanging out in a cool and modern way. [Jess & Robby high-five] Welcome to the future.
Schmidt: What exactly is a "dog and bone" situation? I'm assuming you-you're the bone...
Winston: You know damn well I was the bone! Almost broke my neck.
Nick: I am terrified about what women have done to you, Winston.
Winston: We all got to get off, right. We all got to get...
Nick: I'm gonna need you to leave.
Winston: I saw that coming.
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Robby: Carlos found out that I played bass somehow, and then he asked me to sit in.
Jess: Huh.
Robby: Thus began the brief career I had as a studio session musician when I was a junior in high school.
Jess: I managed the girls JV wrestling team.
Robby: That's really cool, too.
Jess: It was cool.
Robby: Mm-hmm.
Jess: Anyway, tell me literally everything that's ever happened to you.
Robby: You should just watch the PBS special.
Jess: What?!
Robby: I saved a guy's life.
Jess: What? Whose life?
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