Schmidt Quote #1175
Schmidt: Well, Cece and I have moved on to a very different and more exciting chapter. We'd like to invite all of you to a walkthrough of our new kitchen. We have finally have walls.
Nick: Got the walls!
Jess: Wait, you're just getting walls now? Who's building your house? Congress? [laughs]
Robby: So relevant.
Jess: To the news of today.
Schmidt: Truth be told, we've had some trouble with our contractor. He's a real Joe Public. Just a newspaper-and-dump kind of guy.
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