Winston Quote #694
Quote from Winston in Last Thanksgiving
Schmidt: I guess my dad spending Thanksgiving with me for the first time ever is a non-event.
Winston: Ooh. Is he bringing his new squoosh?
Schmidt: Hmm?
Winston: Is that a thing people say?
Nick: Nuh-uh.
Schmidt: Well, his squoosh has a name, and it's Ann Kim. She's probably gonna want to spend some time with you ladies, too, because you know how fathers and sons can be on Thanksgiving. Drinking beer, watching the game, hugging each other in a way that suggests, "I forgive you for every... for everything."
New Girl Quotes
‘Last Thanksgiving’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: If we get her to take him back...
Nick: We'd be heroes.
Schmidt: That's right. [both laughing]
Nick: Look at that, Mom, I'm gonna be a hero.
Schmidt: Why are you looking up? Your mother is still alive.
Nick: I'm looking at Chicago.
Schmidt: You think Chicago is up?
Nick: It's north.
Quote from Robby
Winston: What you taking? Little boy blues? Yeah, I've been there. How many miggies you working with? Yeah, my pharmacist bumped me up to nine.
Robby: 1,400. Yeah. I have to take 18 pills an hour in a very specific order, and they virtually assured me that I will be addicted to them.
Quote from Nick
Winston: With the speed?! He like Mayweather with the knife!
Cece: Okay, what is going on? Because you don't even use a knife to eat a steak?
Nick: Well, my girl is coming. Of course my hands are dancing. These knives are a part of me like that, uh, scissor hand guy. What is his name again? Is it Rick Snip?