Robby Quote #18

Quote from Robby in Single and Sufficient

Schmidt: Robby, are you in this group?
Robby: [snorts]
Jess: [laughing] Is he in the group? Robby is the founder, president, and secretary of the group.
Robby: I formed the group after Nadia dumped me.
Robby: I always use two sugars. My mom says 'cause I'm so sweet, you know. [Nadia tips the table over] Oh, whoa!
Robby: I didn't want to be alone, but I also didn't want to be in a relationship.
Jess: And that's when he got the idea to bring people together to help each other stay single.
Robby: Yeah, we meet weekly for non-romantic companionship.
Jess: But most of all, we just have fun. Like last week, we shut down this Korean barbecue. We paid with 13 different credit cards, and we were asked to never come back again. It was epic!


 ‘Single and Sufficient’ Quotes

Quote from Jess

Robby: Oh, man. It's a really cool group, and we have our own motto.
Robby & Jess: "I'm single and I'm sufficient."
Schmidt: That's I-S-I-S. That's ISIS.
Cece: Th-that's ISIS.
Robby: Oh, my God.
Cece: You're asking people to join ISIS.
Robby: No, n-n-n-n-n-n-no.
Jess: As communication czar I should have caught that.

Quote from Robby

Jess: Actually, I'm gonna go with my group. We rented a van. It has a built-in microwave. We're all really stoked about it.
Schmidt: You're not making me feel any better about this group of strangers.
Jess: Well, it's not all strangers.
Robby: [enters] Some of them are friends! [laughing]
Cece: Robby?
Schmidt: My Robby?
Robby: Yeah. I got here way too early, so I've just been standing outside, kind of waiting for my opportunity to enter. How'd I do?

Quote from Nick

Nick: What happened to you?
Schmidt: The Pepperwood Chronicles, that's what happened to me.
Nick: So it's really that bad.
Schmidt: Nick. This book... is magnificent.
Nick: What?
Schmidt: Julius Pepperwood? A hard-boiled Chicago cop turned New Orleans detective, racing around on fan-boats, drowning that two-faced DA in a bucket of jambalaya.
Nick: Yeah. Right in the jambalaya.
Schmidt: Finding John F. Kennedy... alive?
Nick: That wasn't too far?
Schmidt: It's a masterpiece, Nick.