Schmidt Quote #1117

Quote from Schmidt in House Hunt

Cece: Look, we'll find a place, okay? I didn't like that house that much anyway.
Schmidt: I just can't be married, living with roommates.
[flashback to Schmidt and Cece eating dinner:]
Winston: Well, hey! Well, I hope you saved some for Furguson. [singsongy] 'Cause you forgot yesterday.
[flashback to Jess walking in on Schmidt and Cece in the shower:]
Schmidt: No! [Jess and Cece scream] No!
[present:]
Schmidt: Look at our wedding photo. I want to hang our wedding photo in our house. I want to start our lives together.

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 ‘House Hunt’ Quotes

Quote from Schmidt

Cece: Let's go to the bank.
Schmidt: Let's do it. You know what, actually, I just want to use the cooktop first. Make an egg.
Cece: Honey, where are you gonna get an egg?
Schmidt: Got two eggs right here. Got a pan right here. Think I'm gonna buy a house and not make an egg first?

Quote from Aly

Winston: [on video call] As I was saying, I never felt love like this. I really miss your lips on mine.
Aly: Babe, it's just a two month FBI training program. I had a major breakthrough this week. I perfected my "keep vamping, we've almost traced the call" gesture.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: [phone chimes] Damn it! This is an alert? I did not need to know that the Riblet sandwich is back. How long does it take to respond to a house offer?
Cece: Breathe, okay? We will find out about the house when we find out about the house.
Schmidt: You're right.