Jess Quote #1057
Quote from Jess in House Hunt
Jess: All right, I'm taking charge. Winston, Leslie has to go.
Winston: No!
Jess: She's the worst real estate agent of all time.
Winston: Aly and I just went long distance. I can't tell her that you fired her little sister. This is a delicate situation for our relationship. Please, Jess.
Schmidt: Why are you ask... why are you asking Jess? And, Jess, why are you inserting yourself into this?
Jess: If anyone's inserting themself, it's Winston. He's like a tongue at a seventh grade birthday party.
New Girl Quotes
‘House Hunt’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: Let's go to the bank.
Schmidt: Let's do it. You know what, actually, I just want to use the cooktop first. Make an egg.
Cece: Honey, where are you gonna get an egg?
Schmidt: Got two eggs right here. Got a pan right here. Think I'm gonna buy a house and not make an egg first?
Quote from Aly
Winston: [on video call] As I was saying, I never felt love like this. I really miss your lips on mine.
Aly: Babe, it's just a two month FBI training program. I had a major breakthrough this week. I perfected my "keep vamping, we've almost traced the call" gesture.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: [phone chimes] Damn it! This is an alert? I did not need to know that the Riblet sandwich is back. How long does it take to respond to a house offer?
Cece: Breathe, okay? We will find out about the house when we find out about the house.
Schmidt: You're right.