Jess Quote #1055
Quote from Jess in House Hunt
Schmidt: Jess? For Pete's sake. [knocking] What is that infernal racket?
Jess: Hey, I was just making some table legs. But if it's too loud, I can table them for later.
Schmidt: This whole summer, you've been doing one activity after another. The urban corn harvest. Learning Portuguese.
Winston: You joined that SoulShred gym and got scary ripped.
[flashback to Jess dropping some nuts while making a protein shake, then moving the fridge to pick them up]
Schmidt: What is going on with you?
Cece: Okay. All right. [clears throat] She's a badass, that is what is going on with her. Woodworking is awesome. [closes door on Schmidt & Winston] Okay, woodworking is insane.
Jess: It's woodturning, but go on.
New Girl Quotes
‘House Hunt’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: Let's go to the bank.
Schmidt: Let's do it. You know what, actually, I just want to use the cooktop first. Make an egg.
Cece: Honey, where are you gonna get an egg?
Schmidt: Got two eggs right here. Got a pan right here. Think I'm gonna buy a house and not make an egg first?
Quote from Aly
Winston: [on video call] As I was saying, I never felt love like this. I really miss your lips on mine.
Aly: Babe, it's just a two month FBI training program. I had a major breakthrough this week. I perfected my "keep vamping, we've almost traced the call" gesture.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: [phone chimes] Damn it! This is an alert? I did not need to know that the Riblet sandwich is back. How long does it take to respond to a house offer?
Cece: Breathe, okay? We will find out about the house when we find out about the house.
Schmidt: You're right.