Winston Quote #645
Quote from Winston in Landing Gear
Jess: [on the phone] Winston, you don't have to prank the wedding anymore.
Winston: Okay, cool, cool, cool. You know, FYI, I was gonna go with a simple, classic streak.
Jess: Cece's mom showed up. Come out to the party.
Winston: [drops clothes into toilet] Oh! No! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, no! [drops phone] No! No!
Jess: Sounds like you're under water.
New Girl Quotes
‘Landing Gear’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: Ah, so we're both going solo to the wedding.
Jess: Yeah.
Nick: We're both going drag.
Jess: I think it's stag.
Nick: Hmm?
Jess: Never mind.
Quote from Reagan
Reagan: So do you know the bride or the groom?
Robby: The bride destroyed my heart.
Nadia: I destroyed the groom's Jew penis.
Reagan: Mm. I hope you guys are giving a toast.
Quote from Nick
Jess: Your speech wasn't that bad.
Nick: My speech was fantastic. It's the best 17 minutes of my life. I really opened up my heart.
Jess: I was gonna say.
Nick: Nah, I'm just feeling bad about Reagan. I think I came on too strong, or-or... I don't know. She told me she's leaving tonight on a train.
Jess: On a train? Where's she going, Hogwarts?
Nick: No, San Diego. I don't know if "Hog-warts" is near San Diego. I've never heard of it.
Jess: Never mind.