Schmidt Quote #1112
Quote from Schmidt in Landing Gear
Cece: [on the phone] Just get here when you can, okay? We'll wait until you do.
Schmidt: You know what? Have the party without me.
Cece: Babe.
Schmidt: No. Okay, no. Have the party. We'll... We'll get married at City Hall with all the immigrants and liberals and first cousins.
Cece: Your whole life has been about this party.
Schmidt: My whole life is you. Plus, my cousin Nathan is just dying for something to go wrong. I'm so happy. I have an idea.
New Girl Quotes
‘Landing Gear’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: Ah, so we're both going solo to the wedding.
Jess: Yeah.
Nick: We're both going drag.
Jess: I think it's stag.
Nick: Hmm?
Jess: Never mind.
Quote from Reagan
Reagan: So do you know the bride or the groom?
Robby: The bride destroyed my heart.
Nadia: I destroyed the groom's Jew penis.
Reagan: Mm. I hope you guys are giving a toast.
Quote from Nick
Jess: Your speech wasn't that bad.
Nick: My speech was fantastic. It's the best 17 minutes of my life. I really opened up my heart.
Jess: I was gonna say.
Nick: Nah, I'm just feeling bad about Reagan. I think I came on too strong, or-or... I don't know. She told me she's leaving tonight on a train.
Jess: On a train? Where's she going, Hogwarts?
Nick: No, San Diego. I don't know if "Hog-warts" is near San Diego. I've never heard of it.
Jess: Never mind.