Schmidt Quote #1090
Quote from Schmidt in Return to Sender
Schmidt: What are you doing here? I thought you'd be at Sam's party.
Nick: What's he doing here?
Schmidt: Well, after the incident where my dad kissed... [heaving]
Nick: If you're gonna barf, just barf. It's not healthy to hold it in.
Schmidt: Where my dad kissed Jess, there was an accidental pocket dial that actually went pretty well. He suggested some wine tasting for the wedding, and I said, "Why not?"
Nick: You're just gonna drink alone with your dad?
Gavin: Join us, Nick, the Pinot from my vineyard is dynamite this year. It's gonna taste fantastic at my son's wedding in a factory.
Nick: Gavin, it's actually a slaughterhouse, and you would know that if you were around more.
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‘Return to Sender’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: But if it goes poorly, I'm not putting Humpty Dumpty back together again.
Schmidt: Am I Humpty Dumpty?
Nick: Yeah. I'm just not doing it again.
Schmidt: You won't have to.
Nick: Also, nowhere in that rhyme does it say he's an egg.
Schmidt: He's most definitely an egg, Nick.
Nick: So, what kind of king uses all those resources to put together one egg?
Schmidt: It's a parable. Humpty Dumpty is the king.
Nick: Who told you that?
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: Look, I know you don't trust my dad, but I'm happy that he's here. We're working through stuff.
Nick: Wait, Schmidt, I want you to have a relationship with your father. I really do, but I've been down this road so many times. He just shows up out of the boo, and then all of a sudden expects...
Schmidt: It's "blue". It's "blue."
Nick: Well, thanks, Eye-stein.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Hey, Jess, heads up, I borrowed your towel.
Jess: Use your own towel if you're gonna shower.
Nick: No, I didn't shower, I just sponged off.
Jess: Ew. Ugh! That's even worse. You didn't even get clean before you used the towel.
Nick: It's called a French whore's bath.
Jess: You wouldn't make a dime as a French whore.
Cece: You would make zero dollars.
Nick: I'd make millions, millions. Bonjour. Croissant. Millions.