Winston Quote #635
Quote from Winston in Return to Sender
Winston: Happy Bird Day, Dr. Sam.
Sam: Wow, you didn't have to do that.
Schmidt: Did you say, "Bird Day"?
Winston: You heard me. Well, you know, I figured Jess likes you, so I like you, too, man. Welcome to the family.
Sam: H-Hey, look at that. It's a shirt with a whole lot of birds on it.
Winston: That's a bird shirt.
Sam: Bird shirt. What? Why? What-what's the...?
Winston: Ah, you know why.
[flashback to Sam passing by Winston in a bird shirt:]
Sam: Cool shirt, dude.
Winston: [chuckles]
[present:]
Winston: We're bird bros now. And check it out, you can wear it to the party. You know, nothing says, "This dude is dope," like a motherflippin' finch, am I right?
New Girl Quotes
‘Return to Sender’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: But if it goes poorly, I'm not putting Humpty Dumpty back together again.
Schmidt: Am I Humpty Dumpty?
Nick: Yeah. I'm just not doing it again.
Schmidt: You won't have to.
Nick: Also, nowhere in that rhyme does it say he's an egg.
Schmidt: He's most definitely an egg, Nick.
Nick: So, what kind of king uses all those resources to put together one egg?
Schmidt: It's a parable. Humpty Dumpty is the king.
Nick: Who told you that?
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: Look, I know you don't trust my dad, but I'm happy that he's here. We're working through stuff.
Nick: Wait, Schmidt, I want you to have a relationship with your father. I really do, but I've been down this road so many times. He just shows up out of the boo, and then all of a sudden expects...
Schmidt: It's "blue". It's "blue."
Nick: Well, thanks, Eye-stein.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Hey, Jess, heads up, I borrowed your towel.
Jess: Use your own towel if you're gonna shower.
Nick: No, I didn't shower, I just sponged off.
Jess: Ew. Ugh! That's even worse. You didn't even get clean before you used the towel.
Nick: It's called a French whore's bath.
Jess: You wouldn't make a dime as a French whore.
Cece: You would make zero dollars.
Nick: I'd make millions, millions. Bonjour. Croissant. Millions.