Jess Quote #1019
Quote from Jess in A Chill Day In
Aly: Bishop has a crush on me? Bishop?
Cece: Mm-hmm.
Aly: No, I can't date my partner.
Jess: Why not? He's the best guy! And you broke up with what's-his-name.
Aly: What? No, I didn't.
Jess: Hmm?
Aly: No, Tripp and I are just... we're in a fight.
Jess: Ah. Interesting information. I... texted Winston and told him you were single.
Aly: What?
Jess: Oh... it's fine. They're in Las Vegas. They're... stuffing coins into the underpanties of women.
New Girl Quotes
‘A Chill Day In’ Quotes
Quote from Cece
Cece: The very fact that socks exist is proof that shoes don't work.
Quote from Winston
Winston: This is the happiest I've been in my entire life. I mean, look at my feet. Can't you see how happy I am?
Aly: Okay, you know I still technically have a boyfriend, right?
Winston: Oh, it's cool, I'm married.
Aly: What?
Winston: Oh, don't worry, it was a prank.
Aly: What?!
Quote from Jess
Jess: Welcome to your bachelorette party 2.0. I got... the nail polish.
Cece: Mm.
Jess: I got comfy socks.
Cece: Okay.
Jess: I have Canadian Broadcast Television's 1985 masterpiece, Anne of Green Gables.
Cece: Good ol' A.G.G.
Jess: But, oh, wait... who invited this little green chimney? I-it's a bong.
Cece: Yeah.
Jess: Oh, scoot, once every ten years, Jessica Day likes to partake in what the Native Americans call... cannabis.
Cece: That's Latin.
Jess: I like to call it Giggle Dirt.
Cece: You know, we really don't have to do this, because every time you smoke weed you almost die.