Cece Quote #191
Quote from Cece in A Chill Day In
Mall Cop: Stoned? You're stoned? That makes this a drug case.
Aly: Okay, yeah, you have no idea what you're talking about.
Jess: Wait, no, I made a mistake.
Mall Cop: You better get comfortable, you're gonna be here for a long time, lady! A long time!
Cece: Oh, you little... power trip... trash guard! You know what? This is over! The only way you are gonna get to her is if you go through me, and you are not getting through me.
Jess: [in slow motion] Mama bear.
New Girl Quotes
‘A Chill Day In’ Quotes
Quote from Cece
Cece: The very fact that socks exist is proof that shoes don't work.
Quote from Winston
Winston: This is the happiest I've been in my entire life. I mean, look at my feet. Can't you see how happy I am?
Aly: Okay, you know I still technically have a boyfriend, right?
Winston: Oh, it's cool, I'm married.
Aly: What?
Winston: Oh, don't worry, it was a prank.
Aly: What?!
Quote from Jess
Jess: Welcome to your bachelorette party 2.0. I got... the nail polish.
Cece: Mm.
Jess: I got comfy socks.
Cece: Okay.
Jess: I have Canadian Broadcast Television's 1985 masterpiece, Anne of Green Gables.
Cece: Good ol' A.G.G.
Jess: But, oh, wait... who invited this little green chimney? I-it's a bong.
Cece: Yeah.
Jess: Oh, scoot, once every ten years, Jessica Day likes to partake in what the Native Americans call... cannabis.
Cece: That's Latin.
Jess: I like to call it Giggle Dirt.
Cece: You know, we really don't have to do this, because every time you smoke weed you almost die.