Jess Quote #1017
Quote from Jess in A Chill Day In
Aly: I wish I had someone in my life who cared about me the way you guys care about each other.
Jess: [gasps]
Cece: [whispering] Oh, don't.
Jess: [whispering] You do.
Aly: I just... I've been a cop for five years and...
Jess: [quietly] You do.
Cece: [quietly] Jessica!
Aly: I just wanted to celebrate it, but then Tripp had to leave to meet an owl for sushi. An owl he sent a basket of mice to at Christmas, who I'm pretty sure has a nicer house than me.
Jess: [gasps] Let me tell her... please! I'll blame it on being stoned.
New Girl Quotes
‘A Chill Day In’ Quotes
Quote from Cece
Cece: The very fact that socks exist is proof that shoes don't work.
Quote from Winston
Winston: This is the happiest I've been in my entire life. I mean, look at my feet. Can't you see how happy I am?
Aly: Okay, you know I still technically have a boyfriend, right?
Winston: Oh, it's cool, I'm married.
Aly: What?
Winston: Oh, don't worry, it was a prank.
Aly: What?!
Quote from Jess
Jess: Welcome to your bachelorette party 2.0. I got... the nail polish.
Cece: Mm.
Jess: I got comfy socks.
Cece: Okay.
Jess: I have Canadian Broadcast Television's 1985 masterpiece, Anne of Green Gables.
Cece: Good ol' A.G.G.
Jess: But, oh, wait... who invited this little green chimney? I-it's a bong.
Cece: Yeah.
Jess: Oh, scoot, once every ten years, Jessica Day likes to partake in what the Native Americans call... cannabis.
Cece: That's Latin.
Jess: I like to call it Giggle Dirt.
Cece: You know, we really don't have to do this, because every time you smoke weed you almost die.